School was especially funny today, thanks to Mrs. Inglett (the racist Language arts teacher), miniature food fights during lunch, aaaaaand Natalie. But the only reason it was Natalie was because she handed me sick drawings of farm animals.
In band, there was the usual Ernst lecture about certain people who drag everyone else down. He constantly looked at Lindsey and I during that. But I don't blame him. I SUCK at clarinet because I CAN'T PUSH THE FREAKING MOUTHPIECE IN ANY FLIPPING FURTHER. HOWEVER, no matter how many times I point it out to him, I would get, "Did you push it in all the way?" as an answer. SHEESH.
In language ARTS, Mrs. Inglett spent about fifty minutes discussing this article that she claimed to be too complex for our stupid little eighth grade minds. What she DOESN'T know is that some of us are thirty year old men with a lot of life experience. And cheap women. (hahahahahah..... Ryan....... REMEMBER HISTORY, JULIA?! REMEMBER?!)
Besides. She REALLY didn't NEED to explain the hatred that "white people feel when they see pictures of black people's faces".
During her explaination of how white people are prejudice, I got to thinking about things. Like... erm.... WELL, if everyone is a descendant of Adam and Eve, since they were the first man and woman on earth and everything, why isn't EVERYONE white....? I mean, according to the Inglettatum, life started in AFRICA so everyone's skin was dark because they were very exposed to the sun, but when they started migrating, their skin got lighter. I understand THAT, but WHAT ABOUT THE ASIAN PEOPLE? How did THEY get the chinky eyes?! Is it because of the sun, too? Eh? EH? Or is there some kind of ASIAN form of Adam and Eve that God tossed aside on his mission to create the perfect human.
I bet there's someone out there with a perfectly reasonable explaination for all of that. And when I hear it, I'll be like, "Crap."
And crawl back to the cellar.
"NO FISH HEADS FOR YOU, TONIGHT."
Remember last year when I fantasized about how my first child would be named "Gollum"? And remember when Gail was convinced that he would travel through the pipes of my house and I would feed him fish heads from the vents?
I... miss... seventh grade.
BOUND, BOUND, AND REBOUND!
BOUND...
bound.....
AND REBOUND!!!!!!!!
So. I think I am bouncing back into the game.
THE game.
The persue-a-boy-until-he-fal ls-for-you-but-not-really -just-so-he-could-touch-y our-privates-and-dump-you game. I can't wait!
I'm in a good mood. But then the parents will check the mail and see my two B's. Or four.
My parents are going out to dinner with their friends, which leaves ME here AAAAAALLL alone. With the computer.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not allowed to use it, but hey. What they don't know can't hurt them. It'll probably... hurt... me......
Let's see... What to say about school....
There's never really anything else to describe school--- other than "boring, torturous, sickening, and... funny".
What makes school FUNNY are people like Colin (who currently hates me for skipping school to go to Italy) and Alek (who is just... funny).
OH, so Emiloo and I were reminiscing about "The Emperor's New Groove". Now COME ON. Who DOESN'T love that movie?!
Ezme was my favorite. Even though my cousin called me... Pacha...............
Aaaaw.... Now I'm depressed because I just remembered that Eartha Kit (the woman who plays Ezme) (who is like NINETY years OLD, I might add) is the object of my dear Khleo's affection. He wants to see her in a tight cat suit.
Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha.
Watch the "Holes" actor commentary.
It'll change your perspective on EVERYTHING.
(Not... really....)
Seventh grade was pretty TIGHT. Dude.
So. As I type this up, Julia is on the phone with me, screaming her head off at Jeopardy.
"Watch me be right, Nyssa, WATCH ME BE RIGHT! .... YES! 'The Price is Right' is ON!!!!"
1. first name: Nyssa 2. middle name: Ly 3. nickname: I.... hate you..... 4. birthday: December 16 5. hair color: black 6. eye color: poop brown 7. height: 4' 11'' 8. weight: 80 lbs. 9. cup size: hahahahahahahah 10. shoe size: 4
LAST PERSON YOU...
11. hugged: Jill! 12. kissed: Adam 13. called: Eric W. 14. IMed: Some sucky sixth grader 15. dated: Adam
RELATIONSHIPS... 16. boyfriend/girlfriend/crus h: none. 17. how long have you known him/her: NONE. 18. number of people you've kissed: uuummm.... 4 19. what you like: eyes. 20. what you hate: excessive facial hair.
FRIENDS... 21. all-time best: EmilEEEEEE 22. tell them everything: I don't tell anyone EVERYTHING. 23. known the longest: Emily... maybe Gail and Lindsey 24. weirdest: Oooooh, dear... um....... All of them. 25. blondest: Lindsey 26. most athletic: Gwen 27. farthest away: Ummmm.... 28. funniest: Emily, Gail, Lindsey 29. most innocent: ..Jill 30. smartest: Julia 31. role model: All of them. 32. most talented: Jill, Emily 33. most outgoing: Jill 34. most creative: Emily and Jill 35. most musical: Gail.
HAVE YOU EVER... 36. cried over a guy/girl: Duh. 37. lied to your best friend: I think so. 38. been grounded: Yeaaah.... 39. kissed a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yeah. 40. kissed a stranger: I SHOULD 41. gotten/given a hickey: i... dont think so. 42. made out: Yeessss :D 43. had sex: noo... 44. gotten high: dont think so. 45. gotten drunk: ahahahahahaha.
SOCIAL LIFE... 46. do you own a cell phone: not ANYMORE 47. how many friends' numbers do you have: none. 48. do you go out a lot with friends: I don't have friends 49. how often do you go over your minutes: not ANYMORE 50. how often do you see your friends: i dont HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
FAMILY... 51. parents/guardians: Kent and Trang 52. siblings: none. 53. do you get along with them: no. 54. pets: JULIO! 55. favorite relatives: i dont like... relatives....
FUTURE... 56. college: Stanford 57. number of kids: one. 58. names for boys: Adam, Troy, Parker, aaaaand........ JULIAN! 59. names for girls: Cujo....? 60. place of marriage: under the river and through the bridge.... 61. husband: i... don't know... :? 62. career: author 63. car: vespa! 64. place to live: Rome 65. honeymoon: Ummmm Idaho...?
RANDOM... 66. coke or pepsi: Coke 67. hot or cold: Cold 68. smart or stupid: Smart 69. love or lust: both 70. chocolate or roses: Roses 71. kisses or hugs: kisses 72. skirt or dress: Skirt 73. group date or alone: both 74. physical or emotional pain: physical pain. 75. britney or christina: NEITHER.
SPORTS... 76. good sport to play: tennis 77. good sport to watch: football 78. sports you play on a team: None 79. how long you've played: None 80. sports you play for fun: thumb wrestling
Favorite 81. singer: Jason Mraz and... Switchfoot 82. song: eh. 83. color: dont have one 84. movie: Riding in Cars With Boys, Forrest Gump, the Spongebob Movie, Lilo and Stitch, and Titanic. 85. food: Thai 86. actor: Johnny Depp, Mathew Brodderick, and Jude Law 87. actress: uummmmm.... 88. thing to do: sleep... 89. nailpolish color: blue! 90. jobs you've had so far: eh.
Buddy list 91. number of friends' screen names: 200 92. are you online a lot: Yes 93. how many people are on: 29 94. how many people are away: 15 95. how many forward to mobile: 2
Radomness 96. fears: oooh, there're so many things. 97. personality disorders: I tend to be a bit..... clingy.... 98. favorite kind of pants: jeans... 99. what are you wearing: pajamas 100. glasses/contacts: Both.
So. I'm reading this book called "ttyl" and it's ALL instant messages. The whole BOOK is instant messages between like, three people.
I mean, it's a clever idea and all, but it's starting to bug the CRAP out of me. Cause it's all in "AIM lingo".
I just thought I might update again because Julia is taking forever at Justin's house and I don't want to sit around and wait for her. Even though that's what I'm doing now.
... Oh, did I mention that Adam dumped me?
Yeah.... He... did.
Why?
Because dating makes him feel restricted.
But it's fine. I can get along fine without a boyfriend. I hope.
Saturday night, Gail came over, and we went to see "The Spongebob Movie". It was actually funnier the second time, and Gawk thought that it was the most genius movie she'd ever seen. Because IT IS. We saw Kuzma and Walcik. While all these prep teenagers were scuffling around in large groups, Gawk and I stalked N. Kuzma. The coolest skater nerd ever.
Then, we went to Freddy's and looked at naked baby pictures in the electronics department.
At home, we listened to "Christmas With the Chipmunks". Enough said.
YESTERDAY, after Gail left, Adam dumped me. I got extremely lonely, and so I invited Jill over.
We spent like 3 hours at Borders (I got my annoying instant message book) and then we went back home, where Jill used AOL Instant Messenger for the first time in like, weeks.
I've.... kind of lost track of my sense of humor... so bare with me.
I just realized that in ten days it will be my birthday. And it will also be the band concert, at which I will be publically humiliated by none other than Whats-his-face.
Aaaand... I'm not allowed to go to any one's house any more (long story). And I don't have a computer.
"HOW ARE YOU UPDATING YOUR BLOG, THEN?!?!?" you ask.
Well.
Shut your pie hole.
8)
Gosh... I got about three hours of sleep last night.
Jill was over and we stayed up till 4:30 AM. Then we slept till 6. Then we stayed up till about eight. Went back to sleep again. Until Julia called. About 5 times.
I've been sleeping on and off ever since.
So, yeah, I'm going to go see if I can do something with myself before I pass out completely.
So, um, I'm in trouble again.... But that's not why I'm here.
Adam and I are going out. I'm actually REALLY happy about it. I haven't been this happy for a while.
But the BAD news is that I'm probably anorexic.
Aaaaand other than that, I'm mighty fine, y'all.
Last night I went to Jill's house, and Adam and I had our first two kisses.... I had to force him into a second one because the first one was too quick for my liking. But then he left soon afterwards because apparently, he was feeling "sick".
